Do You Know Your Fire Escapes?

February 19th, 2009

We just took our fence down in our backyard, so he had the great idea of burning our fence, piece by piece, in our fireplace. LOL!

Our fire alarm went off 4 times.

On the positive, me, my sister, and my friend Lee got to practice our fire drills! Each time the alarm went off we RAN outside to our mailbox because -DUH- that’s our fire drill thing!

For some reason this made our dad mad, and he locked us out of the house (LMBO) but we’re only being safe! What does he want us to do? IGNORE smoke detectors?!

That’s definitely what they did! They sat there with the living room FILLED with smoke, and their only concern was that the alarm was interrupting their American Idol show.

After the 4th time the smoke detector goes off, my dad TAKES OUT THE BATTERIES just so it wouldn’t interrupt Ryan Seacrest!

WTH! what if there’s a fire in the middle of the night?!

Oh but wait, what if we miss our favorite idol getting through? Priorities people, priorities.

UPDATE: OMG LOOLOLOLOL I JUST WALKED OUT OF MY ROOM AND ITS ABOUT 30 DEGREES COLDER OUT THERE Because my mom opened up ALL THE WINDOWS, propped open the doors, turned the fans on FULL BLAST, then turned the air conditioner on high JUST to get that awful fence-wood smell out of the house. HAHAHAHAH ANNNNDDD she was fanning the air with a newspaper. OMG she’s so desperate! hahaahahahaha

That’s so typical

February 2nd, 2009

They say that life is never like what you think it’ll be. It’s supposed to be unpredictable. It really isn’t. Unless you’re a “P.C.” and you’re trying to work a MAC mouse. But that’s besides the point.

I really think Life is so mysterious to some because the initiative is not there. Sure, no one can read a crystal ball every day and know what’s going to happen. Everyone isn’t like me.
If you plan to have fun and plan to do great things and you really a are an incredible person that knows just where your place is in life, then the risk of having a heart attack from shock should go down.

Live life at will and power.

-Madi Magnifique

LEE!

January 26th, 2009

YIPPIE YIPPIE LEE YIPPIE YIPPIE YAY!

You’re So Vain

January 26th, 2009

Some people are so concerned with their looks. Just because I tell you that your eyes bug out weird, doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. You really shouldn’t get so offended. I mean I have a nose like an albino black person, and I’m fully aware of that and if someone tells me that, fine, it’s true. My eyes also turn in, and I have a big forehead. All things I am aware of.

So when I get scared of your picture because you can’t make eye contact with both eyes at the same time, then don’t be mad. It’s just how you were made.

Neither one of us are super models, no matter what random older men ask from us. So why not share what is not perfect about ourselves?

This is why we have a generation of kids who will never work hard for what they want. Their mommies and daddies told them they were perfect in every single way, so now when they get a job, if their boss asks them to do anything they’re just like “You don’t love me, you only like me. I can go anywhere else and find someone who ADORES me.” How will they ever get anywhere if that is their attitude?

This is why I think we should all be jerks to each other instead of masking the truth in order to be all pOlItiCaLlY cOrReCt~

I HATE MY CAT!

January 21st, 2009

uggggggggggh. Larry is underneath my bed biting at my imac box and he refuses to get out!

Even after I poked him with a stick.

And pushed a big box under there to push him up against the wall.

He’s so stuborn! And this is after he left a huge scratch on my hand earlier today, and jabbed me in the other hand yesterday!

I HATE HIM.

Do you have any pets you hate?

Mom Caught With Her Pants Down

January 19th, 2009

Mom walked in and woke me up and said “John, can you answer the door? There’s a reason.”

It was the delivery guy delivering dad’s birthday present (a blue ipod shuffle), and he had walked up to the door just as mom was changing in the living room with the window open (weirdo). So she was too embarrassed to answer the door. LOL

I was so tired I signed the thing upside down. I bet he has a funny story to tell his friends now! xD

Dad just opened his present, and he seemed to like it. He *ooo*’d and *aww*’d over it and now he’s setting it up on his computer. ^.^

Babies for Obama

January 15th, 2009

Here’s a couple pictures I find interesting…

Baby with Bush:
Baby with Bush

Baby with Obama:
Baby with Obama

‘Nuff Said.

I Am Better Than My Dog

January 8th, 2009

We’re going to try this and see if it works. This is a STUNNING powerpoint that I made today using the new Keynote ‘09. Ross would be proud. :) I exported it as a movie so everyone could watch it.

New Years Day Vlog

January 1st, 2009

Happy 2009, everyone!

Here’s a vlog for you today. Co-starring my sister, Jennifart.



New Years Day Vlog from John Wilkinson on Vimeo.

Blanco the Macbook

December 29th, 2008

Naked macbook

Ever since I got an iMac on christmas, my whole family has been plotting to take my macbook away from me. First it was my sister, who stormed into her room and blasted hardxcore musix while I was opening my iMac because I said “…and this doesn’t mean you get my macbook! haha!” (thinking she would never think that). Then it was my parents. My dad wants to use it to show people presentations about his business, and then my mom wants it to organize photos and browse the internet (probably rachelray.com, and shine.yahoo.com).

I am not ready to let go of my precious baby, it’s been so many places with me. It has been my sidekick through four semesters of school, a trip to Minnesota, and a road trip all the way from Dallas to San Francisco. It made it super easy for me to make videos on youtube, and it was great having all of it be portable.

It was also my first computer that wasn’t a hand-me-down from my parents. I worked all summer at this aweful graphic design place, where the owner was absolutely insane, yelled at me for things I could control (like buying cheap dells and SURPRISE, they don’t work!), and basically scared the crap out of me every day. I could have quit, but I put up with it because I had in my mind that I wanted a laptop for school at the end of the summer. I decided to go with a macbook because a couple of my friends had gotten them and seemed to love them. Plus, they were adorable, I couldn’t pass that up.

So the day after the dude finally fired me, I convinced my mom to take me to the apple store and get me a macbook. I was so excited I couldn’t walk fast enough to the store.

We got the computer, took it home, and then once dad saw it he was like “Oooo you guys, so what’s the monthly payment on it? ^.^” and I was like “Uhhh…mom took 1,400 out of checking” That’s when dad started freaking out and yelling and kicking stuff and was like “TAKE IT BACK GET THE MONEY BACK!!!! >:O” Normally, it would have been ok to take that much money out, but dad had just started a new job so we were kind of low on funds since he was out of work for awhile before that. So, I admit, I kind of had bad timing, but in my mind that was all of my money anyway so I should be able to spend it on what I wanted (A MACBOOK ZOMG).

I thought I was going to lose my new investment but shortly after leaving the house my dad called me and said that I could keep it. He’s consistent like that.

Since then, I take the computer with me everywhere, so I want to keep it! Obviously everyone is just trying to guilt trip me into giving it to them so they can enjoy the magic that me and the computer share.

They did a pretty good job, because I ended up agreeing to “share” it with my mom and dad. Dad made me take off the beautiful digimon stickers I had on it, which has helped with the parting process since it no longer looks like the computer I love.

Does anyone else ever feel attachments to inanimate objects? It’s not necessarily the computer that I would be missing, because the iMac is better in so many ways, but it’s what it represents and the memories that are tied to it.